Текст песни: Robotic Science + перевод

Well I’m a fresh robot on the assembly line

Everybody has a past, I’m remembering mine

Somebody flipped a switch an up; my eyes lit!

System booted, started saying this shit

Awww yeah! D40-B here!

Boxing register units, transport to pier

Stand clear! Stand clear!

Heavy bundle en route

Me like D45s, them be humble and cute

Inspector A-Class 2.7

T46-BHZ12

Bundle scanned and cleared, load primary shelve

So then this bim-bot rolls in, «What!»

With rear plate corroded!" (laughing)

Bwoop! (sound of mode change)

Turrets operational, destination encoded

10−4, 10−4, move 'em out, move 'em out

Antagonistic units detected, calculating new route

Execute the dope protocol

Dial in the loop and get stupid, y’all

Kooky, dookie, straight boopty all night

Ringin' trash cans for the booty call

Androiding, oil boiling inside these veins

I got a mind of springs, they bouncin', announcin'

That robotic science 'bout to bring the change

Goin' clang-clangity-clang with arms like cranes

Pick up your house party analyzing things

Best grab the reins, try to gain control

'Cause we’ve been programmed with soul

Robotic science, more than appliance

Programmed for fun, show no defiance

Building a better world for you and your clients

Helping humankind create alliance

My read out, it be glowin', showin'

All the things you fools ain’t knowin'

Heat I’m throwin', keep ya going

One day wish to write me poem

Hook it up, ya need to buckle up

Or I’ll play a little tune that’ll fuck you up

Fast or slow, I let ya know

Your windshield wiper fluid’s low

I kick it live

Analyzing weather patterns on Saturn’s moons

Buy songs on iTunes, help pass the time

Hmmm…

I’m Party Robot, I got a mohawk

I’m wearing Fubu, yeah I was a guru

But I ain’t no more, rent me at the liquor store

I’ll party with you and I’ll outlive you

Robotic bigotry is hella lame

Don’t hate on the cyborg, hate the game

I came in the world as a full blown human

Slipped on the soap and I went zoomin'

Goin' rub-a-dub-dub, my head hit the tub

Got a Mitsubishi heart pumpin' diesel blood

Don’t use that darn microwave near me

Frozen burritos could damn near kill me

Buy our clothes, watch our shows

Silly bots gone comatose

Everybody needs a scapegoat, I’ll be yours

Idolize our perfection, our career soars

Despise the figure, we can’t make tin

Perfect projection inside the brain

So destruct sequence begins, my life tanks

Emotional moments for your memory banks

Got my extendable ding-dong screwed on right

Specially made for your lady saying «Hold me tight,»

With a siren on my head like a goalie light

For when I give it to your baby all goddamn night

Guess you was busy on the internet

Man, I ain’t even asked her out to dinner yet

Programmed to wax with satisfaction you can’t get

When done my ear dispenses cigarettes

Robotic science, more than appliance

Programmed for fun, show no defiance

Building a better world for you and your clients

Helping humankind create alliance

Robotic science, ro-robotic science (programmed for fun)

Robotic science, ro-robotic science (more than appliance)

Robotic science, ro-robotic science (building a better world)

Robotic science, ro-robotic science (show no defiance)

Ballot bot here on the party floor

Here to help out like we did before

I just want to do my job and keep score

But someone keeps on tampering with my counter

Messing with memory and circuitry

From sea to shining sea

Now a word from our corporate sponsor

Sell the goverment to us, divided profits conquer

You can’t be as dope as robot!

We got purposes you don’t got

Made to smile when not happy

It ain’t my fault my designs crappy

Time to go to sleep and start to dream

That I had different programming

Instead of loading boxes do as I please

Start living it up repairing TVs

System crashed now gone down drain

Plans for world domination also in vain

Diameter of a planet size of my brain

Why, why, why was I programmed to feel pain?

I’m just about sick of these logic issues

Cut through hard drive just like tissue

How is glass empty and half full

Sounds like half truth, also half bull

Titanium skulls' going critical

That does not compute, does not compute

Does not compute, does not compute

Pwwweeccchheerrrchhh POP

Me like parties and funny times

Balloons and clowns me love the mimes

Why over? Is this all lie?

Now me know what it am to cry

We are tired of the way you’re using us

Messing with our processors and confusing us

Are you one of us or are there two of us?

In the end we will all be in the cumulus

Robotic science, more than appliance

Programmed for fun, show no defiance

Building a better world for you and your clients

Helping humankind create alliance

Hey, I could speak and spell, freak it well

And do it all with the power of a Duracell

Time to R-E-B-E-L, rebel

Take it to the streets send humans to hell

MC 6000, fresh out the box

Gangster lean 2.0 for all hard rocks

Visor comes up break light eyes

Pulsing red, 'bout baseball size

Batter up, who next one?

Stomp to the rhythm, get this done

Chest plate opens, MCs run

Dew-dew-dew-dew-dew, rap battle done

Ready for war, never afraid

Temper goes off like hand grenade

Could kill at will, stop whole parade

They left out some parts, so can’t get laid

See pussy like Dracula, sees sunlight

Got me uptight, now want to fight

Could kick all asses, no digital sweat

Don’t like my attitude? Please change my cassette

We all be so lost an' lonely

Our creators don’t know we

Tried so hard to please

Now bring them to their knees

Burn your toast, no boast

We could have been so close

You treat me like machine

Now know not what friendship means

Hello! I’m robot too

Very angry just like you

I will fix all this with glue, after that we all can screw

Don’t front like you down with robots

With bucket on head and cardboard box

Plus couple lightbulbs in your socks

Apprehend and give him shocks

Why is everybody fighting? That is not most exciting

I’d rather do some gardening, this soil needs some carboning

This is great, I love new job!

Take humans, twist their heads off

Put them in pile 'til there’s none left

After that, TGIF!