Текст песни: Congratulations + перевод

I heard he popped the question

I heard that you said yes

I hear you’re gonna sink

20k into that dress

I hear you’re signin' up

For a morning indoor spin

To fit into a dress

That you’ll never wear again

What else can I say

Congratulations

Ya’ll are on the plane now

For a week-long honeymoon

It’s an all-inclusive stay

How creative of the groom

Well there ain’t too much to do

At a Sandal resort chain

Read your magazines by the poolside

'til you gotta come in from the rain

What else can I say

Congratulations

Congratulations my friend

This is how it all ends

The next fifty years are gonna be a ball

No, things did not add up

When you signed the prenup

But at least you got pictures in the hall

What else can I say

Congratulations

Now you’ve come back to Earth

Since you got back to town

Traded in that négligée

For a fleece night gown

You’re off and in the kitchen

And in the laundry room

Just a cookin' and a cleanin'

A domesticated tomb

At least you got your spare time

And your weeknight TV

Escape all you want girl

It ain’t gonna set you free

I hear your man is off and gone

To Vegas with the boys

Well you call him on the cellphone

You can’t hear him over the noise

What else can I say

Congratulations

Well I heard you had enough

And you filed for a split

It’s only been 18 months

But you might as well quit

I’m sorry that it’s over

I’m sorry you’re alone

But you cannot build yourself a life

Trying to keep up with the Jones'

What can I say

Congratulations

What else can I say

Congratulations

What else can I say

Congratulations

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