Текст песни: You Don't Like Snakes, I Don't Like You + перевод

Last time I got invited to a party, it was at Little Caesars, you know where

Little Caesars is? Well, little caesars shares the same spot as that K-Mart on

Eastlake Street, and if you don’t watch out you’ll get cut

Ok, so I’m hanging out there, and this dude comes up and he’s like «Hey,

check out this snake!» and I’m like «Ah, ok, I’ll check out that snake»

and he doesn’t like it but I do, so

Ok, and then after that do you know what happens? I’m not really too sure,

because I passed out, yeah, ok

So I passed out right there at Little Caesars, I don’t give a shit about it

You don’t like snakes

I don’t like you

Everyone likes snakes

(incomprehensible yelling)

Then I was hanging out at the Little Caesars on uh, Eastlake street,

the one that’s got a K-Mart inside of it? I know, I know, that’s real rough,

you’ll get cut, you’ll get cut, just like the pizza, ya jerk

And this dude came up to me, it’s like Har- his name is like Harvey or

something, he’s like «Check out this snake», and he’s like «Oh, I don’t really

like it, it’s too slithery, it’s just a bother, you know, check it out»

Um, and Harvey, guess what, Harvey, if you don’t like the snake you can just go

outside and you can fuck yourself right in your fucking heart you idiot

Pull the car around so I can flip you off

You don’t like snakes

I don’t like you

Everyone likes snakes

(incomprehensible yelling)

Oh, come on

Knock it off!

Stop, knock it off!

Knock it off!

You guys gotta get out of here

I just called the cops

This sucks

Seriously, you guys have to leave right now, get the fuck out of my house

My dad’s a cop

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