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Captain’s on a holiday

First Mate has gone away

And Data’s down in engineering for repairs

Dr. Crusher’s got a cold

Wesley’s only twelve years old

And all the other children are mind controlled

Who will lead the crew? What are we to do

When the enemy ship comes into view?

When the pressure’s on who will take the con?

Geordi’s visor’s on the blink

Deanna Troi is on the brink

O’Brien’s been reassigned to Deep Space Nine

Barclay’s on the Holodeck

Tasha’s dead and Ro’s a wreck

Garibaldi’s not on Star Trek

Who will lead the crew? What are we to do

When the enemy ship comes into view?

Who’s to be obeyed when the Borg invade?

This is just what I was afraid of

Mr. Worf comes through

Mr. Worf will lead the crew

Mr. Worf’s our man

Mr. Worf will take command

I was hoping for someone else and I’m not just thinking about myself

I’m afraid for all our lives if Worf’s in charge of the Enterprise

We wouldn’t care: if Data’s cat was in power we’d follow her

If we received our orders from Nurse Ogawa we’d say

«Yes, sir!»

Weren’t you the one who pointed your gun

At the viewscreen and you tried to stun

The grinning image of Q, what were you trying to do?

I seem to remember that was you

Mr. Worf don’t get mad

You’re the best Klingon we’ve ever had

But Mr. Worf you must see

We need a different kind of security

We’re glad you’re strong and brave

But we’d prefer a captain who fears the grave

Our standards aren’t that high

We only ask that we not die

«I am a Klingon, and in my point of view

It would be dishonorable to cower like the rest of you

I have the ridges of a warrior, I do not fear death

I deposed the House of Duras with a flourish of my Batleth

Star Fleet’s only Klingon, I’m a full Lieutenant Commander

I’ve got two dead wives and a son named Alexander

No matter what I am equal to the test, I’ll kill them all before I maim the rest

So be it Romulan Warbird or a cargo freighter, I’ll fire phasers first and ask

questions later»

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