Текст песни: Summer Camp (Wizards & Warriors, Intro) + перевод

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Programmar

Man Damage

No hammer

Y’all ain’t ready for this.

Y’all ain’t ready.

Dear mom and dad, it’s your son from camp.

I’d like to come home. Could you pick me up? (Please)

It’s been 5 days but it feels like 20.

Please don’t say that we spent the money.

I’ll pay you back from my allowance

When I get back if you’ll allow it.

Please don’t make me stay the whole month

Cause I really don’t think I could stand so much.

I don’t know who’s worse, the kids or the counselors.

On the basketball court, they’re bouncers.

Aim a baseball straight for your face.

Volleyball punch it’s the spike you taste.

Forget about fencing and horseshoe chucking.

Football and wrestling? You got me chuckling.

I don’t even hop the scotch with these kids.

I don’t even skip the rocks with these kids.

And as far as the staff? Forget about it.

Graduated camp last year I don’t doubt it.

All past injuries and personal insults.

Dumped on us kids, hurtful results.

Now I know exactly how the French did

Being ruled by a king who was just a kid.

Mommy and daddy nobody’s more desperate

Than one under the thumb of a teenage despot.

And worst of all is our spiritual leader

Come from the sect of the touchy feelers

God complex beat the ER surgeon.

Dude more fishy than a barrel of sturgeon.

I’m not even sure of his denomination

But every last sermon’s about abominations

Like unwed kids having prom relations

Though he seems to be down with the bombing of nations.

Please I beg you, you’ve got to come get me.

I’m in trouble with a capital T like Tetley

If I don’t escape from Camp Feelgood soon

I’ll drink my homemade Jim Town Aid at high noon

It gets worse by the second and they start suspecting.

Simple subjects teach an object lesson.

I’m the odd man out and they’re getting even.

I’m trapped in Purgatory and I best be leaving.

Mom, Dad I need you now. Come pick me up. I’m coming home.

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