Текст песни: Me, You and Steve + перевод

Candlelight and moonlight all around us

I look into your eyes

You hold my hand underneath the table

And I can’t disguise the way I feel

I could’ve wished a thousand wishes

For this night, I can’t believe

That it’s finally me and you, and you and me

Just us, and your friend Steve

Do-do-do do do-do do, Steve

Do-do-do do do-do do, leave!

What’s the deal with your friend Steve--

Oh, hey! How’s it going?

You took me out for waffles and to the movies

I was hoping for romance

You even took me to the Mexican circus

I thought there was a chance we’d be alone

I could’ve wished a thousand wishes

For Steve to disappear

What the fuck’s your fucking problem?

Why’s he always here?

Do-do-do do do-do do, Steve

Do-do-do do do-do do, go away!

What’s the deal with your friend Steve--

Oh, hey! How’s it going?

It’s not that I don’t like your friend

But how many hours with him can you spend?

And it’s not that I don’t think he’s great

But it’s only you, only you I wanna fellate

Are you gay for Steve? I think you may be

And that would be alright

But let a bitch know just what your steez is

So I know if I should shave tonight

I could’ve wished a thousand wishes

'Cause I like to be with you

But if it’s always me and you and your friend Steve

There’s nothing I can…

Do-do-do do do-do do, Steve

Do-do-do do do-do do

Why don’t you just go be with your best friend

And boyfriend

Steve!

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