Текст песни: Never Underestimate + перевод

Well, I was ranting down the road in my pickup truck

Defending the faith and the land of the brave

Got a fish on the front, a cross on the dash

And a sticker on the back says «Jesus Saves»

I drove into the woods where I knew those heathen raged

I had to save them all from the dangers of the New Age

Bible-armored, I got out of my truck

A righteous man with many souls to win

I followed the sound of their wicked singing

Till I found them there, dancing in sin

I preached from the Book, exactly how it read

Till one jumped up, wagged her finger, and this is what she said:

Never underestimate a woman with the Goddess in her eyes

'Cause if you ever do, then surely you will get a big surprise

You’ll find that she is positively practicing the Craft of the Wise

Never underestimate a woman with the Goddess in her eyes

Surrounded by these witches, my legs went into twitches

Before I knew it, I was dancing around

All that joyful singing set my heart to ringing

Filled to full with that magical sound

I jumped up in the air every time their drum went BANG

I chanted with them all, and this is what we sang:

I woke up in the morning flat on my back

Staring at my clothes in the top of a tree

I sat up in the clearing, head in my hands

Oh, my Lord, what’s become of me?

On the tree was a note; it was writ in lipstick red

A shiver went through my heart when I saw what it said

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