Текст песни: I'm Japanese + перевод

Well, I’m a stranger in a weird, foreign land

I just stepped off the Central Line

I’ve only got a thousand yen in my hand

That’s only £5.29

Please mister, won’t you help me out

I cannot find my way about

Give us a quid to buy some rice and stuff

Oh-oh, I’m Japanese

Can you direct me to the station, please?

Oh-oh, I’m Japanese

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, what are these?

Back in Japan I’ve got a bamboo bungalow

I cook my noodles in a wok

My flag is red with stars of wonderful yellow

Oh no, that’s China, I forgot

Bad men say I pronounce an «R»

Like it’s an «L» and vice versa

But that’s just lacist and lidicurous

Oh-oh, I’m Japanese

You say I’m not and I will flick the V’s

Oh-oh, I’m Japanese

Shogun, Pokemon, Hiroshima, konichiwa

Red circle on a big white cloth

Godzilla fights the giant moth

Kimonoed geishas do a dance

Fat blokes fight in their underpants

I love the gleaming cities

Cartoon kiddies with big titties

Why won’t you accept I’m from Tokyo?

It makes me broody angly

Oh-oh, I’m Japanese

I eat raw fish and I’m allergic to cheese

Oh-oh, I’m Japanese

Hentai, Shoganai, Samurai, Banzai

Oh-oh, I’m Japanese

Even though I’m blonde and I’m as tall as John Cleese

Oh-oh, I’m Japanese

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, what are these?

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