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I worked on a garbage skowl

near the Neutral Zone

and I’m sure you’ve heard,

what occurs

When a fella is alone

Well, I was mighty lonely there

till I met a man named Jones

and he sold me a muff,

covered in fluff

so I wouldn’t have to

spank my bone.

So grab your self a tribble

and then you’re good to go.

If you’ve got enough

quadrotriticale

you’ll have an endless

supply of hos.

I grabbed myself some vaseline

and slathered up my pole

But the trouble with these tribbles

They’re fuzzy and they’re cute

but I can never find the hole.

They’re fuzzy and they’re cute

but he can never find the hole!

That mate there is Scotty,

he’s our chief engineer.

and he’s never had a ho

cause most don’t know

he’s queer as Vulcan beer!

I caught him with some tribbles

I said 'man are you dumb?

Hear my song, you’re doing it wrong'

he was shoving them up his bum!

Get your self a tribble

and then you’re good to go.

If you’ve got enough

quadrotriticale

you’ll have an endless

supply of hos.

I grabbed myself some vaseline

and slathered up my pole

But the trouble with these tribbles

They’re fuzzy and they’re cute

but I can never find the hole.

They’re fuzzy and they’re cute

but he can never find the hole!

Klingon captain Koloth

He’s mean as he is shrewd.

And on shore leave, he got us peeved

because he’s very rude.

We beamed all of our tribbles

to Koloth and his crew

but from the yells we couldn’t tell

Just who was raping who!

Get your self a tribble

and then you’re good to go.

If you’ve got enough

quadrotriticale

you’ll have an endless

supply of hos.

I grabbed myself some vaseline

and slathered up my pole

But the trouble with these tribbles

They’re fuzzy and they’re cute

but I can never find the hole.

They’re fuzzy and they’re cute

but he can never find the hole!

Bones says these critters are all pregnant when they’re born.

I had just one now I’ve a thousand maybe more!

I’ve got so many now, I know just what to do

I think I’ll start an interstellar heavy petting zoo!

I was on K7 when I saw Mr. Jones

And I gave him what for and said what’s more,

I’m here to pick a bone.

That tribble that you sold me,

it didn’t have a hole to screw.

«You dope,"he said, «You don’t screw them!

You let those things screw you!»

So get yourself a tribble

and then your good to go.

If you have enough quadrotriticale

you’ll have a dozen of them in your hole!

Grab myself self some Vaseline and

slather up my rump.

'Cause the nice things bout these tribbles

they’re fuzzy and they’re cute

and you can put em in your bum

They’re fuzzy and they’re cute

and you can put em in your bum.

So go back to your quarters

and on your bunk you lay.

You hope and pray that on our way

we pass a bird of prey

Tribbles hate the Klingons

they really make 'em go.

They get irate and they vibrate

up in your heiney hole!

So get yourself a tribble

and then you’re good to go.

If you have enough quadrotriticale

you’ll have a dozen of them in your hole!

I grab self some Vaseline and

slather up my rump.

The nice things bout these tribbles

they’re fuzzy and they’re cute

and you can put em in your bum.

They’re fuzzy and they’re cute

and you can put em in your bum.

These tribbles boldly going, up in your frackin' hole!

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