Текст песни: How To Actually Wear Pants + перевод

Put your right leg in the right pantleg

Put your left leg in the left pantleg

Pull up the zipper (zzzzzip!)

And push the button through the hole

Give it a rub for good luck

Comb the tassels to eliminate knots

(We don’t want to get tangled)

Roll up the cuffs

Three rolls

Or knee high

Whichever comes first

Inflate the personal space maintenance buffers

And tune the jingle bells

To F sharp

Myxilydian

Insert a package of gum into one of the back pockets

But not both

Now you are wearing your pants

Now you are wearing your pants

Now you are wearing your pants

Now you are wearing your pants

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