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You know I wipe really hard,

and my toilet paper is weak

Sometimes I break right through and my fingernail is rubbing

up against my poopy butt-cheek

and I am completely unaware

of what’s goin' on down there,

until I pull my finger out of my butt and I stare at

Poop in my fingernails poop poop poop in my fingernails

Poop in my fingernails when the toilet paper breaks

there is nothing left standing in between

poop and you’re fingernails

and you’re never truly gunna get it completely clean

poop in my fingernails

poop in my fingernails

everytime I try to clean it up i fail

never ever ever ever gunna win

Because the fecal matter is hiding deep down where the nail meets the skin

in my fingernails poop in my fingernails

tried a clipper, tried a brush

scrubby dub scrubby dub dub

and you’re only gunna get so much

when the toilet paper breaks

there’s nothing left standing inbetween

poop and your fingernails

and you’re never gunna get them completely clean

if you want the cleanliness, of your fingernails to improve

go down to the nail salon and ask them if they’ll remove

every one of your fingernails

I know, i know it might seem extreme

but i’m tellin you that’s the only way

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