Текст песни: Your Hair's Straight But Your Boyfriend Ain't + перевод

Here he is, the Indie King

He thinks he’s so much hotter than you and me

Gas him in Lynx

The stench of CK One makes me want to be sick

You look like an extra from the Wild Wild West, yeah you do

Waistcoats and cowboy boots aren’t and never have been cool, it’s true

Guess how much this shit shirt costs? Far too much for one of us

If I had a penny for every high street lookalike, I’d be a happy man

They say do it, we’ve seen through it

We’re not a Topman mannequin

They say do it, we’ve seen through it

We’re not a Topman mannequin

They say do it, we’ve seen through it

We’re not a Topman mannequin

They say do it, we’ve seen through it

We’ll form a mob and camp outside his house until he comes out

Thats when we will drown and then dissect him

With his own CD collection

We’ll form a mob and camp outside his house until he comes out

Thats when we will drown and then dissect him

With his own CD collection

Those who boast I hate the most

Let’s make a toast to fashion

Don’t get excited, it’s soon expired

I’m sick and tired, of all this buying

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