Текст песни: The Very Sad Ballad of Brutus from No. 72 + перевод

I sat down in the garden and a cat who spoke

He said, «Excuse me thats my place for sitting 'cos its in the shade»

I said, «Mr Pussy you got some tuna stuck badly in your whiskers

And there’s a rather large patch of baldness round your leg»

He said, «Shut up, you can talk

Look at the left side of your head

You look like you’ve been in a bad experiment»

I said, «I'm not gonna sit here and be bullied by a cat

Especially a little ginger one like that»

He said, «Shut up you

I’m strawberry blond

Out in the alley I’m like the Fonz

All the other cats they worship me

Waving their paws in a fucking frenzie»

«Oh, I see

There’s not much I can say to that

Except, in action

Let my bulldogs out the trap»

Перевод песни The Very Sad Ballad of Brutus from No. 72