Текст песни: Spock Impersonator + перевод

he had the shiniest of hair

and he walked into the room with an authoritative air

his carefully shaped eyebrows so severe

and you could barely even tell where the prosthetics met his ears

I fell in love with a Spock impersonator

from his ears down to his phaser and his sweet communicator

thought my search for love was at an end

but being highly logical did not make him a very good boyfriend

When I first saw his furrowed brow

I knew the ideal man had come and found me somehow

I mean, what else could I think

When he looked me in the eyes and told me prune juice is a warriors drink

I fell in love with a Worf impersonator

from his forehead to his baldric and his badge communicator

I thought my search for love was at an end

but being strong and angry did not make him a very good boyfriend

Oh why did I come to this con

this day has been nothing but a rollercoaster of emotion

I don’t have the time or money to wait in line for leonard nimoy

but look over here! what an interesting boy…

I fell in love with a Q impersonator

which seemed like a bad idea even 30 minutes later

I thought my search for love was at an end

but he transported me to another dimension and played psychological games with

me and my friends.

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Перевод песни Spock Impersonator