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Johnny was bashful and shy

Nobody understood why

Mary loved him

All the other girls passed him by

Every one wanted to know

How she could pick such a beau

With a twinkle in her eye

She made this reply

He’s not so good in a crowd

But when you get him alone

You’d be surprised

He isn’t much at a dance

But when he takes you home

You’d be surprised

He doesn’t look like much of a lover

But don’t judge a book by it’s cover

He’s got the face of an Angel

But there’s a Devil in his eyes

He’s such a delicate thing

But when he starts in to squeeze

You’d be surprised

He doesn’t look very strong

But when you sit on his knee

You’d be surprised

At a party or at a hall

I’ve got to admit he’s nothing at all

But in a Morris chair

You’d be surprised

Mary continued to praise

Johnny’s remarkable ways

To the ladies

And you know advertising pays

Now Johnny’s never alone

He has the busiest phone

Almost every other day

A new girl will say

He’s not so good in the house

But on a bench in the park

You’d be surprised

He isn’t much in the light

But when he gets in the dark

You’d be surprised

I know he looks as slow as the Erie

But you don’t know the half of it dearie

He looks as cold as an Eskimo

But there’s fire in his eyes

He doesn’t say very much

But when he starts in to speak

You’d be surprised

He’s not so good at the start

But at the end of a week

You’d be surprised

On a streetcar or in a train

You’d think he was born without any brain

But in a taxicab, oh boy

You’d be surprised

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