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My name is Cool Calm Pete

And I live in America

Cool and Calm

I’m calm and cool

I’m cool and calm

I’m calm and cool

I live in a trusting, forceful, dynamic society and that is why I like to get

away from (???) as often as possible

Pardon me sir, could you give us some assistance please?

Yea, glad to help

We’re looking for a Dog Creek Road, and that would be near the town of Redwood

If I was going to Dog Creek Road, I sure as hell wouldn’t start from here

But supposin' you had to?

Well then I’d swing around and go back the way you came, but this time turn

right where the old Holland Shed Barn used to be, then about five miles before

the road dead-ends, veer left, and follow the railroad tracks straight into a

town called Beaver Mill. Or you could take the bridge at the fork of the road,

and save yourself a heap of time

I wouldn’t go that way if I were you

It’s a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don’t amount to

a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

You still got that map?

Yea

Don’t lose it. It might be the piece of evidence that gets me off a murder

charge

Who you gonna kill?

The son of a bitch that drew that map

Well it’s about time! Where the hell have you guys been?

Oh man. Did you hear that?

Nope I didn’t hear that

I’ll have somebody’s ass for this!

Perhaps you heard that

Nope

Your a day late, dammit! We had to sleep on the floor last night!

Where the hell have you idiots been?

Or that?

Don’t know what to say Colonel. We got lost

Well

Somebody answer me!

We got lost

Lost? How could you get lost? I drew you a map!

Any sign of them?

Nope

I think it’s gonna be a sneak attack

Ok, that’s more like it

Hey fella, hey! Wait! Stop!

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