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Have you seen my sister Evelyn?

Dang she’s gone and wandered off again

I’ve been looking high and low

Where oh where’d my sister go?

She’s been known to spend some time

With a sailor friend of mine

I called him up and what’d he say?

«I ain’t seen that girl today.»

So if you see my sister Evelyn

Tell that girl to hurry home again

Where oh where’d my sister Evelyn go?

Is she with the doctor or the plumber

Or the dentist or the handyman?

Did she go to India or Africa

Or Wichita or Pakistan?

Did she go join the Navy, or go completely crazy

Or is she playing a trick on me?

Did she run off with the barber, the professor

Or the banker, or the clergyman?

Is it possible that she could be in Timbuktu

Or Katmandu or Vegas or Uzbekistan?

She learning how to do-do

The Chattanooga Choo Choo?

Oh golly where could that girl be?

Have you seen my sister Evelyn?

Dang she’s gone and wandered off again

I’ve been looking high and low

Where oh where’d my sister go?

She’s been known to jump a train

With a gal we know from down the lane

I looked her up and wha’d she say?

«I ain’t seen that girl in days.»

So if you see my sister Evelyn

Tell that girl to hurry home again

Where oh where’d my sister Evelyn go?

Is my floozy sister with the doctor

Or the drummer

Or the dentist or the handyman?

Did that ho-bag quit her job and run off

With that dick-head Mike

To Indio, Guantanamo

Or Panama or Disneyland?

Is she studying Kabbalah?

Did she win a million dollars?

Or is she dead in a ditch somewhere?

So if you see my sister Evelyn

Tell that girl to hurry home again

Where oh where

Where oh where

Where oh where

Where oh where

Where oh where’d my sister Evelyn go?

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