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Two, three!

J: Ooohhh… ooooh…

B: Just wanna do something special for all the Ladies in the World

J: Oh yes

B: Just wanna do somethin' special

J: Ah

B: For all the Ladies in the world

J: Is that possible?

B: And the gir-rls

Don’t forget them girls

J: Caribbean

B: (Ladies)

J: Parisian

B: (Ladies)

J: Bolivian

B: (Ladies)

J: Namibian

B: (Ladies)

J: Eastern Indochinian

B: (Ladies)

J: Republic of Dominican

B: (Ladies)

J: Amphibian

B: (Ladies)

J: Presbyterian

B: (Ladies)

J: Outta sight

B: Amazin' ladies

J: Late night

B: Hard workin' ladies

J: Erudite

B: Brainy ladies

J: Hermaphrodite

B: Lady-man-ladies

J: Oh you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies

With your sexy lady bits

And your sexy man bits too

Even you must be in to you-ooo-ooo

B+J: All the ladies in the world

I wanna get next to you

Show you some gratitude

B: By makin' love to you

J: it’s the least we can do…

B+J: If every soldier in the wo-orld

Put down his weapon and picked up a woman

What a peaceful world this world would be-eee…

B+J: Redheads not warheads

Blondes not bombs

We’re talkin' about brunettes not fighter jets

J: Oooh Oooh it’s got to be Sweet 16's not M-16's

When will the governments realize it’s got to be funky sexy ladies?

B: I have a vision and all I can see

Is all of you with ‘a all of me

In a world of peace and harmony

Where every lady gets a little piece of Bret-y

J: I’ve been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam

And a wham-bam, Merci, Danke, thank ‘a you ma’m

I don’t care if you’re ugly or you’re skanky or you’re small

Just wanna do a little something special for you all…

B: Just wanna do something special for all the ladies in the world

J: Ahh… all the old ladies… all the cleaning ladies

B: Just wanna do something special for all the ladies in the world

J: All the crazy ladies

B: And the girls

J: All the lazy ladies

B: And don’t forget them girls

Ladies… Ladies…Ladies…Ladies…

(Epilogue)

Ahhh…

Haaaa…

HAAAAA…

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