Текст песни: Hank Steel The Real Queer Cowboy + перевод

I’m Hank Steel the real queer cowboy

The gerbil lovin' where-when-and-how-boy

I’ll grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy

Stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili

I’m Hank Steel the real queer cowboy

What’s my hot dog without your buns?

Out here on the range we’re havin' fun

My boyfriend’s here and I’m singing him my ballad

Then I’ll bend his ass over and toss his fuckin salad

I’m Hank Steel the real qu…

Todd Smith begins laughing too hard to sing; the rest of the band laughs and

talks before they try to finish the song

I’m Hank

More laughter from the band

I’m Hank Steel the real queer cowboy

The gerbil lovin' where-when-and-how-boy

I’ll grab your buttcheeks

More laughter

What’s my hot dog without your buns?

Out here on the range we’re havin' fun

My boyfriend’s here and I’m singing him my ballad

Then I’ll bend his ass over and toss his fuckin salad

I’m Hank Steel the real queer cowboy

It takes a real man

To fuck another man

My mating call is *fart noise*, understand?

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