Текст песни: Sleestak Lightning + перевод

I send pictures through the mail

Well documented and very detailed

To politicians and big celebrities

But none of them are believing in me

And I await their response

Some send none, most send cops

But man it’s a dire situation

And I will risk the public humiliation

Sleestak lightning on my trail

It’s a dire situation, they are on my trail

West Virginia has its Moth Man

Pan handlers' got their Skunk Ape

But I have a tazer and night vision goggles

Costco rolls of black duct tape

It’s got red eyes, it’s got razor claws

It’s got green skin, no it ain’t a meth-head

And after studying its behavior, objectively and critically

I believe I have a reliable method

I send pictures through the mail

Well documented and very detailed

To politicians and big celebrities

But none of them are believing in me

Sleestak lightning on my trail

It’s a dire situation, they are on my trail

Sleestak lightning on my trail

There’s no mistaken, they are on my trail

Chupacabra’s on my trail

It’s a dire situation, they’re on my trail

Sleestak lightning on my trail

There’s no mistaken, they are on my trail

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