Текст песни: Here's Your Sign Christmas + перевод

Took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus

The woman in line behind me says 'hey is that Santa Claus up there'?

I said 'no ma’m, it’s a Kenny Rodgers stunt double'

Here’s your sign

The other day I bought a wreath to go on our front door

As I was walking out the store a man stopped me and said

'hey, are you going to hang that on your door'?

I said 'no sir, it’s a christmas toilet seat cover

Got the idea from Martha Stewart'

Here’s your sign, here’s your sign, here’s your stupid sign

You acted dumb, so have some fun and wear your stupid sign

Oh! here’s your sign, here’s your sign, here’s your stupid sign

You lost your mind, so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign

I hung those little christmas lights on my house

You know the kind that blink on and off

My neighbor comes over and says

'bill how do you get those to blink on and off like that'?

I said 'I've got my son inside plugging and unplugging it

Plugging and unplugging it'

Here’s your sign

I took my family to buy a christmas tree the other night

When we walked onto the lot this guy walked up to me and says

'hey, y’all here to buy a christmas tree?'

I said, 'no sir, my son needs to go to the bathroom

And these trees looked really inviting'

Here’s your sign, here’s your sign, here’s your stupid sign

You acted dumb, so have some fun and wear your stupid sign

Oh! here’s your sign, here’s your sign, here’s your stupid sign

You lost your mind, so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign

Here’s your sign, here’s your sign, here’s your stupid sign

Have no fear when you’re spreading cheer during christmas time

The other night my family and I were walking

Through the neighborhood looking at all the christmas decorations

When we came across this house that had a manger scene

Now there was this whole group of people looking at it when I overheard this

one guy say

'hey, are those the three wise men'?

I said 'no sir that’s z-z top doing a farming concert

Here’s your sign, here’s your sign, here’s your stupid sign

You acted dumb, so have some fun and wear your stupid sign

Oh! here’s your sign, here’s your sign, here’s your stupid sign

You lost your mind, so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign

Here’s your sign, here’s your sign, here’s your stupid sign

(have no fear when you’re spreading cheer during christmas time)

And finally my wife and I were in a grocery store the other day

And I heard a woman ask the clerk

'do you know what time midnight mass starts on christmas eve'?

And in the holiday spirit I walked over and said 'here's your sign'

Happy holidays everybody!

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