Текст песни: Bazooka Joey + перевод

«This is the story of a man on the edge

Who all but lost his way

Until one day he discovered in his palms, a rocket launcher!

Enjoy this tale of personal rejuvination, redemption and scrubification

As told by the great Shaggy 2 Dope!»

Grand Papi was a World War II Vet

And I found his bazooka set

In the basement with a bag of mortars

Yeah bitch, I’m done taking orders!

Dragged it outside, tried it out

Dropped a shell in and fired it out

Across the street into the neighbor’s kitchen

And now half of their house is missin'

Fuck yeah! I grab the rockets

Beer truck in the scope, I locked it

Blew the wheels off and flipped it twice

I’m realizing with that 'zook I’m nice

And I’m dancing! (He's dancing!)

With a god damn bazooka! (Bazooka Joey!)

Bazooka! (Bazooka Joey!)

I set a hot one right through the doors

And left 'em mangled in a pile of boards

I swear my shoulder is loving the shot

Fucked up an H & R block

I’m blowing new cop cars into stock yards

Bitch this is a bazooka, you not hard!

See the S.W.A.T. team hiding in a limousine

It seems they’re smithereens!

Pull out my hair, screaming and laughin'

Getting shot at and shooting back and

Terrorizing, Paralyzing

Bazooka baby, electrifying

And I’m dancing! (He's dancing!)

With a god damn bazooka! (Bazooka Joey!)

Bazooka! (Bazooka Joey!)

Raid vans? You gotta be kiddin'

I’ll take out a tank, I ain’t bullshittin'!

Call me the crater creator

Drop you like a elevator, big hater

I’ll blow a firetruck smooth in half

(Drop your weapon!) All I could do was laugh! (Ha ha ha!)

Who the fuck is you all demandin'?

I’ll leave a fucking ditch where you standin'!

Fox News, turn it up loud

I’mma blow the crowd into a mushroom cloud

So tune in before I get shot

Bazooka Joey blowing up the spot

And I’m dancing! (He's dancing!)

With a god damn bazooka! (Bazooka Joey!)

Bazooka! (Bazooka Joey!)

«Alright, we need to secure the perimeter immediately!

Woah, wait a minute!

What is that?

(Woah, woah, woah!)

Get out of there!

For Christ’s sakes, he’s got a goddamn bazooka!

Back the fuck up!»

And I’m dancing! (He's dancing!)

With a god damn bazooka! (Bazooka Joey!)

Bazooka! (Bazooka Joey!)

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