Текст песни: From the Future + перевод

They all got stars in their eyes

Bars isn’t tight

And their heart ain’t never as hard as the hype

I’m what you like so

S-M Smoke My Beef!

Dirty, let’s get some pussy

I know you stash mad gash

Why don’t you introduce me to three?

Nah fuck a groupie, it’s time

London switched rap for dance music and grime

And they told me Brighton was hot

Brum and Bristol all up in the scene

No disrespect there’s only Cambridge now see

Middle-East of the country, baby, hardest to please

Apart from Dike and Big Slang

They only really feeling Baxter and Key

And Mancunian

Don’t feel no way nobody hating

Just what the fuck you’re doing isn’t entertaining

(Uh-huh. uh-huh)

Yeah swaggerdaddy can’t jack it

Cause soon as you lean it forwards

I’ma lean it backwards on the track shit

Body motherfuckers, standard

A man ain’t from where you from

You don’t be rapping in my accent

Guess who just got back from the boozer

Drinking himself into a stupor — loser!

Living pissed up without a view for the future

But still stay a step ahead just like my huge gut

You wanna know the truth bruv?

Pussy, weed and alcohol’s the only things I do love

Plus I couldn’t give two fucks!

Like having brewer’s droop

While tryna twos up a crew slut!

It’s rap’s Larry David

The hatred made me take it back to the basics

My tongue twists like them K-Swiss Trainers

While these young pricks tongue-kiss their mate’s anus

I ain’t tryna make it famous

I do it to escape

Not for my name in the papers

Fuck the love of it

That ain’t paying my wages

So if you don’t know me

Don’t ask me for favours

Laters!

Fuck the clichés, meet Jake the new baron

Spit a two-bar that renames your crew Sharon

You rappers move

I don’t want your tunes, you have 'em

Loose cannon clashing like my garms

Rocking crew patterns

But I don’t do fashion, I do talent

Do passion, do tracks

Do yats 'til their backs do spasms

Neck a few gallons of booze and lose balance

Hoof that and straight take off like your tune hasn’t

There’s a huge pack of crews rapping average

Who couldn’t get their shit out with a huge pack of laxatives!

So you stand and grapple with your bodily deposits

My crew’s back banging like the brothel in my closet

So please keep your mouth in the bottom of your pockets

When the CP’s about, never bother with the gossip much

Hockin' up phlegm, set it off with the Dr. Skuff

Dike, Beats, Slang and Mr Constant, Drop it bruv!

You are now in tune to Dikestar Delegates

And Contact Play while Mr. Constant selects the breaks

Rowdy like a mental case

On a lack of medication

That’s except I don’t fit like the threads I take

Anyway Contact Play spitting with delegates

Kick like that Ong-Bak brey

Missing his elephant

No one’s a bad influence

I’m Mr. Mellowness

No girls that won’t speak to me

Cause I’m a friend of his

We’re just your everyday, common or garden hedonist

Some settled with kids, others are sexual terrorists

Or friends with benefits, depends on your opinion

If rap is your religion, I’m that heretic to wreck your kingdom

What d’you expect from this and that producer

I can tell it from the credits

I better ready the heavy future

You’re now in tune to the old next level shit

Spit more, better and with much less respect, bitch!

My name’s me and I’m the geezer from the ground floor

Sorta sound down, snort I’m not about war

I’m not allowed poor my dick takes the fucking piss

But I’d cut my wrists before I’d give up and love a bitch

I got drugs to sniff, big stuff to bloody shift

Big dubs to paint with my shitcunts and fucking pricks

Spliff bunnin in my room, trapped in

Planning tunes like I’m listening to New Jack Swing

I’ve heard the truth that’s grim

It’s dim lit and dark avenues

A shitstack of patterns with a binbag of have-to-dos

Think that I’m acting loose

It’s pissflap the quackpig

I’ve been sick since Pissman the Captain

And still average wanking

I live by the slog

I’m a find a fuck pig

And have her dick behind the trunk

«Agh Mr Dike’s a cunt»

Stand up if you didn’t like his stuff

Mouth shut and pull your fingers out your cunt

Call me the comatose cosmonaut

Cop a part cosmic

Break codes with a single thought

The Ice Age Ironman slowly thaws

With his ogre jaws standing so deep on the ocean floor

Rate my face twitch and the way my brain ticks

Limp-legged hunchback, billin fifty-eight spliffs

Until my face splits I spit bars that mean business

Like the shades of an agent in the matrix

May stick the same disc on every playlist

Where you play shit cause every track’s amazing

And when someone’s like («Who the fuck is this?»)

It’s a guaranteed fact that Mr. Scissortongue is playing

I’m moonwalking down your pavements

Rockin Hammer’s crime fighting shoes

And looking like a vagrant!

Dancing with cavemen

Still seem to rinse some proper soulful rhythm and blues

Like the California Raisins

It’s the herb-thirsty writer

Cursing on Dirty’s side and

Puffing on some durban that’s certain to murkalise ya

Immersed in the earth slurp turf throwin fireballs

The way we’re living is like we’re not even hire-able

So being criminal is certainly more desirable

You want clean cut

Then a set of surgical knives will do

I’m getting higher than burglars

On the pergola

Getting into your world

And then sitting there disturbing you

Until you start to switch

Cause you thinking of turning murderous

It’s too late for you

Some vultures done circled you

I still fly, chilling with that turbulence

I live life, a million and one purposes

The main two I service

A verballist-stroke-herballist

I kill you inadvertently

Triggering some emergency

They always think a pattern

I’m not a Doctor, why nurse that shit

With no ability they tried to see me

Blindfolded, walking the plank that leads to the sea

When I need herbs, like the third world needs rice

You need words, like a mask in a bank heist

Fuck a mic!

You can barely hold a conversation!

My rhymes have got the power to move you like immigration

Never mistaken, I was born in the wastebin

Mesmerised by the fucking snare that I’m chasing

Just waiting

For my album to be released

And my dick’s up in your mouth

Like a swab from the police

is a beast

He’ll degrade you like a strip search

On some next shit like when you found out that your dick works

Your chance to spit first

My stance is stood perched

You’re brain-dead like your real name was lurch

You switch up, used to love boom-bap

But like a junkie hit dick cause you scared of the old track

I’ve got thoughts running round my head like they’re speeding

Fuck herbs, things could be much worse seeming

I’ll never stop dreaming, time to stay believing

And naturally turn shit dark like an evening

I levitate, close my eyes like I meditate

Generate a heavy stone

Roam hitting better tapes

Here to take the something with real hip hop

To let everyone know it’s time

Like really big clocks

Tick but don’t tock

Lose the plot like a needle

The one’s that you see looking fucked up

They’re my people!

And keep what I speak true

Because the deep will

Make you want to get up

Go out and seek sequels

If I said I was a rapper

Would you preconceive

But I’d bet you’d get it totally different to what is me

If you want name dropping

I’m BVA MC

Blow chunks of wisdom when I talk sickly