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Get your booze

Light your blunts up

Get your high drugs

And we doin it

I’ll serve your ass like John McEnroe

Put a .45 Colt to the back of your skull

Cut my finger on a razorblade baggin up blow

Hit the back do' with a little strag and a ho

Ho, oh, yeah you heard the news

But I’m back from the grave just to murder youse

And I’ve been up in the streets kickin curbs in shoes

Number one draft pick with the vertical

Bleep! Bleep! White men can’t jump, nah

But I can dump slugs from a shotgun pump

I come from a hood you do not come from

If you think I’m no good take a shot dumb dumb

Dummy — come and try to take shit from me

Little rookie, looky how the cookie’s so crumby

I ain’t owe the dealer or the bookie no money

I just owe it to the world cause I’m lookin' so funny

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 problems and you’re hearin' them all

99 ways, 99 lines

99 rhymes fit 99 times

Drink that, sip that

Smoke that, sniff that

Break that, take that

99 bottles of beer on the wall

She asked 99 times for a sixty-nine

And loves how I rhyme with a shifty mind

I told her 99 times that the shit was mine

Back in ninety-eight the bitch was one sip behind

And if I don’t make it I’mma switch to crime

But I’m leanin' real hard on this gift of mine

Wouldn’t you if you were, spittin' so sewer?

Strawberry blunts with the milk and Kahlua

… You’re like «What's he think?»

Cause a milk and Kahlua is a pussy drink

What’s a dime piece worth if her pussy stinks?

I have been knocked down and pushed to the brink

I stick with the reek cause I reek of the stink

So come and take a whiff when I speak what I think

I roll up in the club, take a leak in the sink

Then I bounce from the spot with a freak in a mink

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 problems and you’re hearin' them all

99 ways, 99 lines

99 rhymes fit 99 times

Drink that, sip that

Smoke that, sniff that

Break that, take that

99 bottles of beer on the wall

I’m the cream of the crop with the scheminist plot

He’s back from Hell and the demon is hot

I’m a nightmare now, are you dreamin' or not?

Jumpin' out the whip drunk and I scream at a cop

Oh~! I don’t know what you take me as

A snake in the grass or maybe I’m an atheist

But you motherfuckers scared of my crazy ass

I’ll cut you up and put you in a Macy’s bag

… and fuck what the media thinks

I translate Sally Wong just to read to the

… if you don’t get I’m foolin' around

I’ll hold your head under the water in a pool 'til you drown

Clutching the uzi, shoot her around

Poppin' your top off, a beautiful sound

So when the city burns down all the looters around

Stay stuck in the fuckin' dirt like a root in the ground

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 problems and you’re hearin' them all

99 ways, 99 lines

99 rhymes fit 99 times

Drink that, sip that

Smoke that, sniff that

Break that, take that

99 bottles of beer on the wall

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