Текст песни: That's Your Cousin + перевод

I’m from a little country town where the sky is blue

Friday nights around here ain’t a whole lot to do

So I went and called up sweet Becky Lou

Said «How'd you like to go for a drive?»

I took her in my truck to the railroad tracks

I lit a cozy fire, for a little romance

Sang her song, and she reached for my hand

When Daddy busted out the woods

He said:

Stop it right there, hands in the air

Think there’s something you kids oughta know

Scared your momma half to death, when your searchin the sticks

Tryin' to find ya, and dang that was close

Her daddy’s older nephew might be twice removed

But she’s the daughter of a mother related to you

If you don’t wanna go swimming in the same gene pool

Don’t be touchin'

That’s your cousin

I turned around and looked at Becky

And she looked at me

Broke the law of attraction almost instantly

Her pretty brown hair went to ugly and green

And she gave me my coat back

So we packed it in when the night was young

She said «If you don’t mind, I still like to have fun

There’s a show called Deliverance on re-run

Down at the cinema

Stop it right there, hands in the air

Think there’s something you kids oughta know

Scared your momma half to death, when your searchin the sticks

Tryin' to find ya, and dang that was close

Her daddy’s older nephew might be twice removed

But she’s the daughter of a mother related to you

If you don’t wanna go swimming in the same gene pool

Don’t be touchin'

That’s your cousin

Yeah

Stop it right there, hands in the air

Think there’s something you kids oughta know

Scared your momma half to death, when your searchin the sticks

Tryin' to find ya, and dang that was close

Her daddy’s older nephew might be twice removed

But she’s the daughter of a mother related to you

We need a little separation in our gene pool

Don’t be touchin'

That’s your cousin

I ran into Becky just the other day

At the new online Internet cafe

She was lookin' for a man from the Ukraine

On e-Harmoney

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