Текст песни: Tee Pees 1-12 + перевод

Well, you took me to the movies, you took me to the dance

You took me to your warehouse tied up in the back of your van

You said, «whip it out,» and I started to shout

«I'm in love with a woman again!»

Well, you took me to your office, we went to meet your folks

We went out to the garden shed where you took off all my clothes

And I was terrified by the look in your eyes

But there’s a lot to loving I don’t know

Well, you took me to the ceremony to sweat out all my fear

Came across a cosmic serpent with hands woven into his hair

If he’s my spirit guide, I’m gonna stay inside

I’m never sleeping in a teepee again

No no, no no no no no!

(Scatting)

Well, you asked me where I came from in the middle of round ten

I thanked you for the compliment before you clarified what you meant

You said, «What the hell are you doing here?

There’s a prowler in my apartment»

Trout Fishing in America made me go and buy a pole

But by the time I got around to reading the book

I was a celebrated deep sea pro

Was drinking greyhounds way below the ground

On my very own TV show

Well, we went to get some work done, so our faces finally matched

The doctor took one look at me and took a skin graft out of my ass

If this is what it takes to take you on a date

I’m gonna put my member behind glass

If I make it out alive of Hollywood and Vine

I’ll build a cabin up in the Northwest

No no, no no no no no!

(Scatting)

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