Текст песни: Brand New Best Friend + перевод

Do I know you?

Yeah, I’m you, from another dimension!

Well, that would explain the handsomeness

Right back atcha, big guy!

Does that mean you and I are exactly alike?

…I suppose so…

Do you want some rice pudding?

Ick, no, that’s gross!

It was a test! Almond brittle?

Ooh, I love it the most!

Me too!

Do you collect coins?

Yeah, just in case

Vending machines become the

Dominant race

I’ve been alone all these years

With my irrational fears

(But not that vending machine thing

That’s gonna happen)

But now before me I see

Someone with whom I agree

I’ve found a brand new best friend

And it’s me

I’ve found a brand new best friend

And it’s me

Hmm, I thought I’d be taller

I’ve been told I slouch

I thought I’ve have both my eyes, you know?

It’s in this pouch. Ouch!

You know, I can’t help but notice that your scar goes over your eyepatch

Yeah…

…Nothing…

Do llamas weird you out?

Yeah, are they camels or sheep?

No, no, I meant Lorenzo

Oh, that’s right, he played Meap

Now I know all about you

And you know all about me (ooh, wee, ooh!)

And now before me I see

Someone with whom I agree

I’ve found a brand new best friend

And it’s me

I’ve found a brand new best friend

And it’s me

Now that I’ve found you

We can be a duo

That’s right, twice the evil

Double Doofenshmirtz

Coming at you Fridays!

What’s that, are we doing a TV show together?

Oh, no, it just sort of sounded like- I-I mean we could. We should!

Hmm, maybe we’re not so much alike…

That could be your catchphrase! You’re the grumpy one. Eh?

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