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I went to the tubs

Looking for a little love.

I wandered through the door

Feeling like a whore.

The guy who took my money

Smiled and called me honey

Stuck my wallet in a box.

Threw me a towel

Threw me a lock.

I wandered through the halls

Peeking in all the stalls

'Til according to my plan

I found the perfect man.

Eager to please

I got down to my knees

And when he turned around

I didn’t frown.

I really couldn’t help myself

It was such a gorgeous ass.

But now I’ve got AMOEBAS

From rimmin' at the baths

Rimmin' at the baths.

I didn’t know what I had done

'Til the day I got the runs.

I felt like such a fool

Always sitting on that stool.

A friend made a suggestion

There was life in my intestine.

I rejected the idea

But I still had DIARRHEA!

(He still had diarrhea

From rimmin' at the baths.

I went down to the clinic.

The nurse gave me a plastic cup

Sent me to the bathroom

Told me to fill it up.

I left it at the laboratory

Still warm and smelling mighty bad.

The nurse called me in the morning

To tell me what I had

And she said

(Nurse:)

You really got to help yourself

You are such a stupid ass.

'Cause now you’ve got amoebas

From rimmin' at the baths

Rimmin' at the baths.

I went back to the clinic.

The nurse gave me a pack of pills

Flagyl and Diodoquin

Then she stuck me with the bill.

I swallowed down a handful

Then my stomach felt ill.

Cause if the disease don’t get you

The god damn treatment will

SO —

You really really got to help yourself

Be aware of what might come to pass.

My best friend, he got HEPATITIS

From rimmin' at the baths

No, don’t be seduced by that sweet aroma

Think twice before you dive into that ass.

WHEEE!

You might even get Kaposi’s Sarcoma -- AIDS!

From rimmin' at the baths

Rimmin' at the baths.

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