Текст песни: Bawdy Song + перевод

We sat round the table upon Christmas Day

My brother said you should all know that I’m

Going for a drive can I borrow the truck

By the way mum and dad I think your both

Funny, No really I love you to bits

Grandma yelled Merry Christmas, and flopped out her

Tickets to a concert put on by Lou Rawls

Grandad stood up and said look at my

Christmas Day, Christmas Day

You never know what they are going to sing

We all went outside and were gazing at Venus

Someone remarked at the size of

Uranus and Pluto and Saturn and Mars

What’s that foul smell it’s just Grandma’s

Arsenic she keeps in a jar by the clock

She rubs some each night on your Grandfathers

Corns, which are painful from shoes that don’t fit

And He feels relief when he sits down to

Christmas Day, Christmas Day

You never know what they are going to suggest

Well then we all went for a dip in the pool

Dad said to Grandpa you silly old

Fuckwit, you’re fucked you’ve fucked off with me togs

Oh shit now I’ve sworn and fucked up the

Song, Which was never meant to be this blunt

Oh fuck this, get fucked you’re a big pack of

Christmas Day, Christmas Day

You never know what they are going to say

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