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Skirt or trousers

Or those nice jeans, oh shush —

They are dirty

And which shirt should I wear?

What can I do to my hair?

Why does it have to be so damn impossible

To find clothes for tonight oh

My closet’s full of dull and boring clothes

And I’m gonna look like shit for sure

Which jacket should I wear?

Is it cold out there?

Fu these shoes don’t match

Oh please make the train wait for me

And my face looks shapeless my left eye is so stupid

There’s no time to make up anymore so I’ll look yääh

Uh, I look like a sausage!

Everybody’s going there and gonna be so pretty

I’ve just got these beaten up shoes and they look so ugly

My closet’s full of dull and boring clothes

And I’ll be laughed at anyway so fuck —

I’ll just go naked

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