Текст песни: I Can Do Without You + перевод

In the summer, you’re the winter

In the finger, you’re the splinter

In the banquet, you’re the stew

Say, I c’n do without you!

In the garden, you’re the gopher

In the Levi’s, you’re the loafer

Like an overturned canoe

Well, I c’n do without you!

You c’n go to Philadelphia

Take a hack to Hackensack. Hey!

I’ll never ring a bell fer ya

Or yell fer ya to come back!

In the question, you’re the why

In the ointment, you’re the fly

Though I know some things are indispensable

Like a buck or two

'f there’s one thing I c’n do without

I c’n do without you!

In the barrel, you’re a pickle

In the gold mine, you’re a nickel

You’re the tack inside my shoe

Yeah, I c’n do without you!

In my bosom, you’re a dagger

You’re a mangy carpetbagger

In the theater, you’re the «Boo!»

I c’n do without you

You got charms, they ain’t bewitchin' me

You’ve a face no one wud paint

I got the darnedest itch in me

To be wherever you ain’t!

In the bullfrog, you’re the croak

In the forest, poison oak!

Though I know some things are necessary

My half-pint buckaroo

'f there’s one thing I c’n do without

I c’n do without

You’re a knothead!

You’re a faker!

You’re a bonehead!

Trouble-maker!

I c’n do without you!

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