Текст песни: Get Off Mi Couch + перевод

I passed the point of no return about ann hour ago /

High as a kite tryin' to fight the party’s out of control /

In the back turnin' up the volume knob as high as it goes /

In a place where beer is cheap and the speakers are about to explode /

Don’t ask me how I got here /

Don’t ask me how I’m gettin' home /

All I know is I’m fucked up and I wanna be left alone /

But earlier in the evening I was singin' a different tune /

Listenin' to Mystikal twistin' a spliff or two, now /

My house is the hot spot that’s the word on the streets /

And I got the bourbon in reach let’s start disturbin' the peace /

Let’s start murderin' beats let’s bring the world to her knees /

And for gods sake call up some ladies while I’m burnin' this weed /

HAHAHAHA HA the party’s just getting started /

Me and my squad are already fucked up and retarded /

HAHAHAHA HA I got a new wardrobe my body’s full of hormones /

And I smell like eau-de-cologne /

Now, me and my squad took a little ride in the car /

Straight to the club stormed the joint and headed right for the bar /

Inside, duckin' and weavin' tryin' to hide from the guard /

Fuck I ain’t leavin' the place unless ther’s a cipher involved /

So my man rushed to the bathroom and made it back in five minutes flat /

Tapped my shoulder and displayed a spliff the size of a bat /

It’s dark enough let’s spark it up we don’t have to go out /

We could sit back in the couch just chill and pass it around /

And while we’re sittin' there like connoisseurs reclined in the sofa /

I saw two P.Y.T's starin' just tryin' to get closer /

I gave the lady a hit 'cause that’s how a gentleman act /

Then I got my hennessy back there goes the memory lapse /

HAHAHAHA HA the party’s just getting started /

Me and my squad are already fucked up and retarded /

HAHAHAHA HA I got a new wardrobe my body’s full of hormones /

And I smell like eau-de-cologne /

Now it’s 2:30 in the mornin' and we’re dancin' on the tables /

Askin' all the ladies «wanna hit the afterparty later?» /

If so, meet me outside the door in forty minutes /

'cause Chords and women go together like abuse and foster children /

We gotta round up a cab or two 'cause the center is just down the avenue /

I got a room over there and the room’s got a bed now dosen’t that sound like a

plan to you /

Apparently my approach wasn’t smooth enough /

She asked me who the fuck I was and said her man would chew me up /

Next thing I know I’m in some house and alone /

Some place where the beer is free and the speakers are about to explode /

Don’t ask me how I got here don’t ask me how I’m gettin' home /

All I know is I’m fucked up and I wanna be left alone /

HAHAHAHA HA the party just died out /

Can’t get a busride now /

And I’m caught on some guys couch /

HAHAHAHA HA got stains on my baggy jeans /

Blew a months salary but at least I got my nickle bag-o-weed

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