Текст песни: La Vie Boheme + перевод

RESTAURANT MAN

No Please No Not Tonight Please No Mister — Can’t You Go —

Not Tonight — Can’t Have A Scene

ROGER

What?

RESTAURANT MAN

Go, Please Go;

You — Hello, Sir-

I Said No Important Customer

MARK

What Am I — Just A Blur?

RESTAURANT MAN

You Sit All Night — You Never Buy!

MARK

That’s A Lie — That’s A Lie

I Had A Tea The Other Day

RESTAURANT MAN

You Couldn’t Pay

MARK

Oh Yeah

COLLINGS

Benjamin Coffin III--Here?

RESTAURANT MAN

Oh No!

ALL

Wine &Beer!

MAUREEN

The Enemy Of Avenue A We’ll Stay

RESTAURANT MAN

Oiy Vey!

COLLINS

What Brings The Mogul In His Own Mind

To The Life Cafe?

BENNY

I Would Like To Propose A Toast

To Maureen’s Noble Try

It Went Well

MAUREEN

Go To Hell

BENNY

Was The Yuppie Scum Stomped

Not Counting The Homeless

How Many Tickets Weren’t Comp’ed

ROGER

Why Did Muffy--

BENNY

Alison

ROGER

Miss The Show?

BENNY

There Was A Death In The Family

If You Must Know

ANGEL

Who Died?

BENNY

Our Akita

BENNY, MARK, ANGEL, COLLINS

Evita

BENNY

Mimi — I’m Surprised

A Bright And Charming Girl Like You

Hangs Out With These Slackers

(Who Don’t Adhere To Deals)

They Make Fun — Yet I’m The One

Attempting To Do Some Good

Or Do You Really Want A Neighborhood

Where People Piss On Your Stoop Every

Night?

Bohemia, Bohemia’s

A Fallacy In Your Head

This Is Calcutta

Bohemia Is Dead

MARK

Dearly Beloved We Gather Here To Say

Our Goodbyes

COLLINS &ROGER

Dies Irae — Dies Illa

Kyrie Eleison

Yitgadal V’Yitkadash (etc.)

MARK

Here She Lies

No On Knew Her Worth

The Late Great Daughter Of Mother Earth

On This Night When We Celebrate The Birth

In That Little Town Of Bethlehem

We Raise Our Glass — You Bet Your Ass To —

La Vie Boheme

ALL

La Vie Boheme

La Vie Boheme

La Vie Boheme

La Vie Boheme

MARK

To Days Of Inspiration,

Playing Hookey, Making Something

Out Of Nothing, The Need

To Express —

To Communicate,

To Going Against The Grain,

Going Insane,

Going Mad

To Loving Tension, No Pension

To More Than One Dimension,

To Starving For Attention,

Hating Convention, Hating

Pretension,

Not To Mention Of Course,

Hating Dear Old Mom And Dad

To Riding Your Bike,

Midday Past The Three

Piece Suits-

To Fruits — To No Absolutes-

To Absolut — To Choice-

To The Village Voice-

To Any Passing Fad

To Being An Us — For Once-

Instead Of A Them-

ALL

La Vie Boheme

La Vie Boheme

MAUREEN

Is The Equipment In A Pyramid?

JOANNE

It Is, Maureen

MAUREEN

The Mixer Doesn’t Have A Case

Don’t Give Me That Face

MR. GREY

Ahhemm

MAUREEN

Hey Mister-She's My Sister

RESTAURANT MAN

So That’s Five Miso Soup, Four

Seaweed Salad

Three Soy Burger Dinner, Two Tofu

Dog Platter

And One Pasta With Meatless Balls

A BOY

Ugh

COLLINS

It Tastes The Same

MIMI

If You Close Your Eyes

RESTAURANT MAN

An Thirteen Orders Of Fries

Is That It Here?

ALL

Wine &Beer!

MIMI &ANGEL

To Hand-Crafted Beers Made In Local Breweries

To Yoga, To Yogurt, To Rice And

Beans And Cheese

To Leather, To Dildos

To Curry Vindaloo

To Huevos Rancheros And Maya Angelou

MAUREEN &COLLINS

Emotion Devotion, To Causing A Commotion,

Creation, Vacation

MARK

Mucho Masturbation

MAUREEN &COLLINS

Compassion, To Fashion, To Passion

When It’s New

COLLINS

To Sontag

ANGEL

To Sondheim

FOUR PEOPLE

To Anything Taboo

COLLINS &ROGER

Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham And Cage

COLLINS

Lenny Bruce

ROGER

Langston Hughes

MAUREEN

To The Stage

PERSON #1

To Uta

PERSON #2

To Buddha

PERSON #3

Pablo Neruda, Too

MARK &MIMI

Why Dorothy And Toto Went Over The

Rainbow

To Blow Off Auntie Em ALL

La Vie Boheme

MAUREEN

And Wipe The Speakers Off Before

You Pack

JOANNE

Yes, Maureen

MAUREEN

Well — Hurry Back

MR. GREY

Sisters?

MAUREEN

We’re Close

ANGEL, COLLINS, MAUREEN, MARK, MR. GREY

Brothers!

MARK, ANGEL, MIMI &THREE OTHERS

Bisexuals, Trisexuals, Homo Sapiens

Carcinogens, Hallucinogens, Men,

Pee Wee Herman

German Wine, Turpentine, Gertrude Stein

Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa

Carmina Burana

ALL

To Apathy, To Entropy, To Empathy, Ecstasy

Vaclav Havel — The Sex Pistols, 8BC

To No Shame — Never Playing The

Fame Game

COLLINS

To Marijuana

ALL

To Sodomy

It’s Between God And Me To S &M

BENNY

Waiter… Waiter…Waiter

ALL

La Vie Boheme

COLLINS

In honor of the death of bohemia and impromtu

salon will commence immediately following

dinner… Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap,

will perform her famous lawn chair-handcuff

dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred.

ROGER

Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary about

his inability to hold an erection on high holy days.

MARK

Maureen Johnson, back from her spectacular

one-night engagement at the eleventh street

lot, will sing native american tribal chants

backwards through her vocoder, while

accompanying herself on the electric cello-

which she has never studied.

BENNY

Your New Boyfriend Doesn’t Know

About Us MIMI

There’s Nothing To Know

BENNY

Don’t You Think That We Should Discuss --

MIMI

It Was Three Months Ago

BENNY

He Doesn’t Act Like He’s With You

MIMI

We’re Taking It Slow

BENNY

Where Is He Now?

MIMI

He’s Right -- Hmm

BENNY

Uh Huh

MIMI

Where’d He Go?

MARK

Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet,

evocative song

(Roger picks up a guiter and plays)

MARK

That Doesn’t Remind Us Of 'Musetta's

Waltz'

COLLINS

Angel Dumott Schunard Will Model The

Latest Fall Fashions From Paris While

Accompanying Herself On The 10 Gallon

Plastic Pickle Tub

ANGEL

And Collins Will Recount his Exploits

As An Anarchist — Including The Tale Of His Successful Reprogramming Of The

M.I.T. Virtual Reality Equipment To Self-

Destruct, As It Broadcast The Words.

ALL

'Actual Reality — Act Up — Fight AIDS'

BENNY

Check!

MIMI

Excuse Me — Did I Do Something Wrong?

I Get Invited — Then Ignored — All Night Long

ROGER

I’ve Been Trying — I’m Not Lying

No One’s Perfect, I’ve Got Baggage

MIMI

Life’s Too Short — Babe — Time Is Flying

I’m Looking For Baggage That Goes

With Mine

ROGER

I Should Tell You--

MIMI

I’ve Got Baggage Too

ROGER

I Should Tell You--

BOTH

Baggage — Wine--

OTHERS

And Beer!

MIMI

AZT Break

ROGER

You?

MIMI

Me. You?

ROGER

Mimi