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What’s the big deal about Garth Brooks

What’s he got that I ain’t got

Except the biggest country album in history

And girls screamin' in the parking lot

My wife thinks Garth Brooks hung the moon

Yeah she thinks Garth’s number one

And there’s even husbands jealous at Garth Brooks over in Ireland.

I look better in a hat than he does

And I got a lot more hair

I missed The Dance, Still Felt the Pain

And I’ve never had an Answered Pray

I wrote a hundred songs about rodeos

But my wife wouldn’t listen to mine

Now I’m singin' to Friends in a place so Low

Garth Brooks couldn’t even find.

Garth Brooks you better hope we never meet

Or one of us is gonna get hurt

Yeah you’ll let go of that Longneck Bottle

If I choke you with a Garth Brooks T-shirt

She has taken down our weddin' pictures

And put a poster of you

And if your name comes up again when she’s sleepin'

There’s no tellin' what I’ll do.

Yeah we went though this a few years ago

When she was dreamin' about George Strait

But now the name Garth Brooks are two words

I have grown to hate

Brother you look like a cowboy airport controller

With that ugly little microphone

Why don’t you quit tryin' to turn my wife away

And leave my life alone.

I sick of, Garth Brooks

I’m tired of hearin' about, Garth Brooks

I think I’ve had enough, Garth Brooks

My wife is in love with, Garth Brooks

She wants to be Mrs., Garth Brooks

I hope his records sells like, Garth Brooks

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