Текст песни: All-O-Gistics + перевод

O worshippers of the Mighty All

I had a dream

The Bassmaster general came to me

We had a little snack at a donut shop

He said

«Drink of my bonus cup, it is My blood»

«Eat of this crapper, it is My body»

And His spirit entered me and I became All-ular

The Bassmaster said «You are the Chosen One, these are the All-O-Gistics»

Thou shalt not commit laundry

Thou shalt covet thy neighbor’s food (All!)

Thou shalt not create ties with the scathed (No! all!)

Thou shalt always go for greatness

Thou shalt not commit adulthood (All!)

Thou shalt not partake of decaf (All!)

Thou shalt not suppress flatulence

Thou shalt not commit hygiene (All!)

Thou shalt not have no idea (All!)

Thou shalt commit thyself to an institution (No! All!)

Thou shalt not take the van’s name in vain

Thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all (All!)

Tell me good people who is the sole achiever

Who has ground his teeth and gums

So we may live in the beauty of all

(Bassmaster General)

You may achieve All

And not wallow unknown for eternity

All you have to do is do it! All!

(We shall achieve All)

Study them, believe in them

You must believe, do you believe in it?!

Believe and you shall achieve

(We shall achieve All)

He who bears the most gas

Let him also bear forth his ass

And cast forth the first frap

(All!)

You may achieve bass by chanting the small Psalm of all (All!)

Chant with me

Qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah

Chant!

Qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah

Pretty good, pretty good

Qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah

Qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah

Oh no! Here we go again!

The mighty spirit has taken over!

Do you feel it, do you feel it?!

(Bassmaster General)

He does everything for us

For when he brought it among us

The Bassmaster issued forth an all-timatum:

(We shall achieve all)

If you believe, if you believe

You shall achieve All, All, ALL!!!

(We shall achieve all!)

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