Текст песни: Extra! Extra! Read All About It! + перевод

How is it that there’s only ever 40 pages in this black and white

And read all over that’s been around for ages?

I refuse to believe that there’s only enough news in the world each day

To fill the space that writers conveniently planned for on every page

And ain’t it strange that the BBC can sum it up for us in a TV show that’s 30

minutes long

Current events on the day, but never again discussed

Well I for one am boycotting this mess of puns

Because the lies, the cheats, deceits upon aren’t worth the paper that they’re

printed on

So here’s to you the Sun, the Mirror, Daily Mail too — fuck you

Have you got your glasses on?

And applied moisture to your forefinger and thumb?

Hear what the Government have to say, read me the news today

Why would anybody choose to read the news at breakfast?

Choose to read about the rapists, the terrorists and the child molesters?

Reading on the train or bus, then get into work and discuss their opinions on

dumbed down

Politics, the politicians and their dirty tricks

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