Текст песни: Green Goat + перевод

Whenever life gets you down

Keeps you wearing a frown

And the gravy train has left you behind…

And when you’re all out of hope

Down at the end of your rope

And nobody’s there to throw you a line…

If you ever get so low

That you don’t know which way to go

Come on and take a walk in my shoes…

Never worry 'bout a thing

Got the world on a string

Cause I’ve got the cure for all of my blues

I take a look at my enormous penis

And my troubles start melting away

I take a look at my enormous penis

And the happy times are coming to stay

I gotta sing and I dance

When I glance in my pants

And the feeling’s like a sunshiney day…

I take a look at my enormous penis

And everything is going my way

I take a look at my enormous penis

And my troubles start melting away

I take a look at my enormous penis

And the happy times are coming to stay

Yeah I got great big amounts

In the place where it counts

And the feeling’s like a sunshiney day…

I take a look at my enormous penis

And everything is going my way

My trouser monster!

Everything is going my way…

My meat is murder!

Everything is going my way…

Size doesn’t matter.

EVERYTHING is going my WAYYY…

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