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Ladies and gentlemen America’s first Luney, er, Lunar landing is about to take

place. Captain Zap and fellow astronaut Flash Flush are on their way to the

moon. I believe he’s trying to make contact with us

Can I get a witness?

Mission control this is Flash Flush. Captain Zap request to return to Earth

Roger, uh did I hear right captain?

Ain’t too proud to beg

What seems to be the trouble?

Gettin' kinda hungry, you forgot to bring somethin' to eat

Captain Zap, some more questions. I hope you don’t mind

Set me free, why don’tcha baby?

It’s possible you’ll find life on the moon. What would you say to the moon

people?

What does it take

(What does it take)

To win your love for me?

And if they’re hostile?

Come on, feet, start movin'

Suppose you’re captured, what will you offer for your freedom?

My girl, my girl

Captain Zap, captain. We’re gettin' closer to the moon, slow down or we’ll

crash. Captain, why don’t you respond?

Don’t you I’m too busy thinking about my baby

Captain, I think one of the hubcaps came off

Captain Zap it’s a miracle we’re still alive, but the ship is destroyed.

How will we get back to Earth?

Hitch hike (Hitch hike, baby)

I’ma hitch hike, baby

This is Space Control, you are instructed to return to Earth at once

You made me so very happy

But captain, what will we do for a spaceship?

I’m doing fine on cloud nine

But all our navigation equipment was destroyed in the crash. How will we find

our way?

It’s easy to trace the tracks of my tears

Ladies and gentlemen, history has just been made. America has just put a man on

the moon

Oh boy, but what is the Russian reaction to our victory?

Now it’s the same ol' song

But with a different meaning

Since you’ve been gone

Here is the formal statement made by the Russian leaders:

Oh don’t let the Joneses

Don’t let the Joneses

Don’t let the Joneses get you down

Oh no

Oh don’t let the Joneses

Don’t let the Joneses

Don’t let the Joneses get you down

Oh no

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