Текст песни: Funk Session + перевод

The mother fucking funk seesion is about to begin

Crowd around, ladies and gentlemen crowd around

The funk session is about to begin

When I say funk session, i ain’t talking about George Clinton

I love that nigga though

I ain’t talking about James Brown and Sly Stone

I’m not talking about mother fucking the Time and Prince

(What you talking about?)

We talking about funk session 96 style

96 funk mean a different thing

That means you looked at my woman, and I’m stepping to you

And you about to pull out the gat and try to blow a nigga’s brains out

Too Short:

You see we can’t along cause we just don’t want to

You cross the game and my crew will just stomp you

And sing the ripper, we just say oh well

And the white man keeps on building more jails

I know the system ain’t nothing to fool with

Cause you locked up all my homies that I went to school with

And I know damn well you got my name on the list

Cause I’m the one that called your daughter a bitch

Just a black man doin good, you wanna do me

Before you ban rap you need to ban them violent movies

Gangsta rap causes crime, Mike Tyson wrecked the system

Larry Hoover ran a gang in Illinios can’t forget

Malcom X taught us knowledge, Martin Luther preached for peace

And every day black men lying dead in the street

So where’s the real education, in the hood

Peace to the muslims cause they’re doing real good

They’re never giving up, on the black folks

We need to buy our own land and try to stack dough

Get rich if you want to, I ain’t trying to front you

If Robert Gold want some funk tell him come through

It’s been a long night but we’re still getting funky

Who opened up the cage and let out the monkey

I heard it when she said it, «You just a dogg Short

Like them G’s out in South Side Chicago»

I said that’s right ho, I’m from the East O

And I will never spend my money on a six-fo

High performance, is what I’m riding

I got the game from Oakland so I never stop siding

I’m getting money in this criminal’s country

Ho’s show me love because my pimping’s so lovely

I’m not a role model, unless you trying to mack her

Cause first I am player and second I’m a rapper

Third I’m just a big ass baller

Top notch on my beeper but I still won’t call her

Cause I got one with me, And I’m a pimp till I die

Don’t be talking to them snitches, you’ll get sent on a lie

Doing time in the pen for some backstabbing

I wonder what would happen if they catch em

You burn his balls with a big lighter, get the gasoline

And he’ll be smoking like a mother fucking dope fiend

Nowaday’s they like to kill your whole crew

For coming to the party and stepping on a shoe

He said excuse me, but it wasn’t al-right

So now you want to take his punk ass outside

So you can hit him, and with him

Let his momma bury him in a suit that don’t fit 'em

You don’t give an F-U-C-K

So just fuck him

Didn’t have to shoot him, just walked out and stuck him

Knife up and down all around in his gut

Standing in his blood looked down and said «What's up?»

What’s up nigga, Shock G tell 'em like Treach

Shock G:

East coast niggers are the craziest

And West coast niggers are the craziest

And down south niggers are the craziest

It seems like all american niggers are the craziest

It done got out of hand

We don’t drink that potion at the white mother fucking masses

Immediate and cooked up for us and now we killing each other

Remember me all, I want everybody to look back

Yo this is Shock G from Digital Underground

I want you to look back right now

We rolling with the Dangerous Crew

I want you to look back when I said

Y’all remember that shit when I said, I said ah

America, Get busy Humpty yeah

The red the white the blue and the blue and red for crips and bloods

The white for whose got you doing time

We busting caps on one another and it never stops

You know it never stops

But you know, that Shock’s been searching for someone

Who can rise like Malcom and Farahkan

To straighten you niggers out

Shit they call me MC Blowfish

Back when Digital Underground first started

Say, I was running the whole thing, say

The call me MC Blowfish hey

Yeah, and I kick a little thing like this

I say, I say, I say, I say

Shorty check me out

I say, I say

Now follow as I slip into that butter melody

This is the part Shock takes your heart and leaves you vision blurry

So try to focus on my dope

I suggest that you invest in a telescope

As I come with hella rythem

Move closer to your television

Get your look just like that hooker catch Jay ism

Even with my vocals for your ears, you still couldn’t see me though

As I flavor rub this vidy like oregano

I’m slanging them nouns and verbs

You couldn’t see me with binoculars

I guess I’m just a little different cause I do love them hoes

Just maybe not the same way I love my niggeros

Cause I love it when they say something fly

The ill caps make me laugh till I cry

Some frys and some freaks and it’s on

All night long

I love to see my homies living strong

But then that cook with that cloudy cookbook

Rains salts on another brother’s sunny day

I’m wondering if we’re really happy here with this lonely G game we play

I said I’m wondering if we’re really happy here with this lonely G game we play

Cause it’s hella fun here, I’m not going to front on that

Yeah, niggers have booming fun

Flossing and fucking with these hoes and capping niggers

But wheres we heading as a people

Where is we heading

This is the funk session y’all

Check me out

This is Shock G from D-Flow production Squad

Cooling right now with the Dangerous Crew

Yeah I got my man Breed in the house

Breed bought to roll a fatty while my man Shorty B get on the 6 string

And blow your mind, Yeah

I got Pee-Wee in the house

And you know what Pee-Wee said

He said, He said Shock, You know that…(fade out)