Текст песни: Troglodyte (Cave Man) + перевод

Note: While there is a pounding beat in the background, the

Song is spoken rather than sung

What we’re gonna do right here is go back, way back, back into time

When the only people that existed were troglodytes… cave men…

Cave women… Neanderthal…troglodytes. Let’s take the average

Cave man at home, listening to his stereo. Sometimes he’d get up

Try to do his thing. He’d begin to move, something like this:

«Dance…dance». When he got tired of dancing alone, he’d look

In the mirror: «Gotta find a woman gotta find a woman gotta find a

Woman gotta find a woman». He’d go down to the lake where all the

Woman would be swimming or washing clothes or something. He’d look

He’d grab her by the hair. You can’t do that today, fellas, cause

It might come off. You’d have a piece of hair in your hand and she’d

Be swimming away from you (ha-ha). This one woman just lay there

Wet and frightened. He said: «Move…move». She got up. She was a

Big woman. BIG woman. Her name was Bertha. Bertha Butt. She was one

Of the Butt sisters. He didn’t care. He looked up at her and said:

«Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me

Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me!». She looked down on him

She was ready to crush him, but she began to like him. She said

(falsetto):

«I'll sock it to ya, Daddy». He said: «Wha?». She said (falsetto):

«I'll sock it to ya, Daddy». You know what he said? He started it way

Back then. I wouldn’t lie to you. When she said (falsetto)

«I'll sock it to ya, Daddy» he said «Right on! Right on! Hotpants!

Hotpants! Ugh… ugh…ugh»

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