Текст песни: Dr. Kitch + перевод

I am not a qualified physician

And I do not want to give this injection

Dorothy’s begging for trouble

She is insisting I give her this needle

Darling one thing I want you to know

Don’t blame me for where the needle goes

I push it in, she pulls it out

I push it back, she starts to shout:

«Dr. Kitch, you are terrible

I can’t stand the sight of your needle.»

She lied down in such a position

It was difficult to give this injection

She starts holding on to the needle

Making me so uncomfortable

I said 'darling, can’t you be steady

I’m going to have it in very shortly'

She said 'Dr. Kitch I am sorry

But the sight of the needle frightens me'

I push it in, she pulls it out

I push it back, she starts to shout:

«Dr. Kitch, you are terrible

I can’t stand the sight of your needle.»

She still wouldn’t lie down quietly

Constantly moving her body

So I slap her in the face with vexation

And go on giving the injection

She screams 'Doctor stop it, I can’t stand the pain

I don’t think your inside the right vein'

I said 'You little fool you wouldn’t be told

The needle must be sticking in the wrong hole!'

I push it in, she pulls it out

I push it back, she starts to shout:

«Dr. Kitch, you are terrible

I can’t stand the sight of your needle.»

I pull it from the hole and start again

I have the needle now in the right vein

The needle’s just in half an inch

The stupid young lady start to flinch

Suddenly she calls 'Doc it’s working!

I can feel the pennicilin going in'

I said 'You silly fool, look what you do

The needle’s gonna break inside of you!'

I push it in, she pulls it out

I push it back, she starts to shout:

«Dr. Kitch, you are terrible

I can’t stand the sight of your needle.»

I am a qualified physician

And I will give this injection

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