Текст песни: Onions Unleashed + перевод

Hey Kids! Onions here!

And let’s have a real good time! Hehehehehehaha

Oh yes

Mm sure feels good to get down off that stick

A scarecrow’s life can get pretty monotonous

Especially when you can’t scare anything

I can’t even scare a Tufted Titmouse, hehehehe

Now, now

They call me onions, because I’m sure to make you cry

They call me onions, but I’m just a regular kinda guy

They call me onions, I go great in someone’s soup

They call me onions, but I don’t live in no coop!

I got a shed instead

Eh, now

Every once in awhile I do get carried away I must confess

I do like to pull on that corn, you know?

Once in awhile

Up here scaring crows all day

Well you get a little thirsty

And then all of a sudden, you just start ta, lose it, hehahahaha

They call me onions, I’m sure to make 'em cry

They call me onions, but I’m just a regular kinda guy

They call me onions, I don’t make for very good breath

They call me onions, I’m bound to be the death… of somebody. Hehahahaha

Now, what we do is we take the body parts, well every once in awhile,

a few body parts

We all got some body parts lying around

And we put 'em in a big burlap sack, and they’re full of unions, see

And we sew the sacks back up

And we throw them in the back of the truck and drive on to the warehouse in

Arizona, hehahahaha

And a, and a

(Woody Woodpecker Laugh)

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