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'Cause it’s the Pick of Destiny, child

You know we will be rockin' 'cause it’s fuckin' insane

It’s just the Pick of Destiny, child

More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain

In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage

When he was buskin' he was all the rage

He met Jables and he taught him well

All the techniques that were developed in Hell

Cock-pushups and the power slide

Gig simulation, now there’s nowhere to hide

They formed a band they named Tenacious D

And then they got the Pick Of Destiny

'Cause it’s the Pick of Destiny, child

You know we will be rockin' 'cause it’s fuckin' insane

It’s just the Pick of Destiny, child

Our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow mein

'Cause he who is sleazy is easy to pleasy

And she who is juicy must be loosy-goosey

And he who is groovy will be in my movie

So come on

The wizard and the demon had a battle royale

The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow

But then he broke his tooth

And thus the demon said, «Ow.»

'Cause it’s the Pick of Destiny, child

You know we will be rockin' 'cause it’s fuckin' insane

It’s just the Pick of Destiny, child

You know our movie’s better than The Citizen Kane

'Cause he who’s a geezer must live in my freezer

And she who is snarky is full of malarkey

And he who is groovy must be in my movie

So come on

'Cause if you’re a diva, then go to Geneva

And if you’re a crony, then suck on my boney

And if you are groovy, then get in my movie

It’s called the Pick of Destiny

The Pick of Destiny

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