Текст песни: Lies Song + перевод

I’ll spit my verses all in Spanish, I was born in Kansas

I’m the richest person on the planet

I would never get a tattoo

I’d never feed my daughter fast food

(«Any sauces with that?» «Uh, can I get three barbecue?»)

Bobby Flay never wrote a recipe

Michelle Obama won’t stop sexting me

Fat people look awesome in Spandex

Nobody’s ever got killed by Aaron Hernandez

2Pac's alive, Smurfs are black

Witches are real, the Earth is flat

X: that’s the number five in Roman numerals

I’ve never used Twitter at a relative’s funeral

My car has a retracting top, I’m always wearing matching socks

Janet Jackson’s dead, but Michael Jackson’s not

To take it further, there has never been a rape or murder in the state of

Florida

And my basement doesn’t look like it’s an episode of Hoarders

I have never seen Dora The Explorer

I got all the deaf people listenin'

Augusta is the capital of Michigan

But I would never lie to you

I would never lie, lie, lie

Betty White is not old, ice is not cold

And I would never lie, lie, lie (This is not the hook)

I never kill it in the booth, politicians tell the truth

And I would never lie, lie, lie

I’ve never watched porn, the sun is not warm

And I would never lie, lie, lie

I’d never lie to you

Your wildest dreams are all easily attainable

And oil based infrastructure’s endlessly sustainable

The people in charge are all anti-war

The economy’s run by the disenfranchised poor

In high school the pants I wore were skin tight

A Mogwai is unaffected if you feed it after midnight

The best way to reach me is to send a Facebook invite

Not a single rhyme that I’ve written’s ever been tight

I’m not a know-it-all, I always follow protocol

Never broke a law, last night I fucked Oprah raw

I don’t enjoy red wine or cold Stella

Next year, I’m booked to headline at Coachella

I just paid off all my credit cards and student loans

Atop the Hollywood Hills, I own two big homes

Voting is important

It’s really hard to find a strip club in Portland

I would never lie, lie, lie

Betty White is not old, ice is not cold

And I would never lie, lie, lie (This is not the hook)

I never kill it in the booth, politicians tell the truth

And I would never lie, lie, lie

I’ve never watched porn, the sun is not warm

And I would never lie, lie, lie

I’d never lie to you

Bentley logos on my car’s exterior

Honey Nut Cheerios, that is not a cereal

Unicorn skin is my coat’s material

It’s safe to be a gay Jew in Syria

My name is not Spose, I am not dope

My bedroom floor is not covered with clothes

Your YouTube comments might stop me

I don’t like iced coffee

You know my abs are solid

I never skipped a class in college

I didn’t drop out of college just to sign a record deal

Just to get dropped ten months later, I’m known for my sex appeal

I hate when they’re paying me, I could never make a beat

Bill Cosby: he doesn’t seem rapisty

I’m a six-foot-five girl clearly

The Cubs always win the World Series

I won’t eat it if that’s bacon, I’m into castration

I hate big titties and ass shakin'

And when I’m late for my meeting and I get a speeding ticket

I’m always pumped like a gas station

My fans have never helped me

I’ve never took a selfie

Cigarettes are healthy

And you don’t look like a dick with your sunglasses on inside

I would never lie to you

I would never lie, lie, lie

Betty White is not old, ice is not cold

And I would never lie, lie, lie (This is not the hook)

I never kill it in the booth, politicians tell the truth

And I would never lie, lie, lie

I’ve never watched porn, the sun is not warm

And I would never lie, lie, lie

I’d never lie to you

Shane Reis doesn’t rap on this song

I give a fuck about a top ten, I’m not raw

These guys have a lot of fans and most of them are not friends

I’m public with my personal

It doesn’t bother me when people rhyme «hearse» with «verse» and then act

versatile

I don’t like being topped off, I hate convertibles

I’m comfortable everywhere I go, I’m not nervous still

I hate painkillers, I buy 'em all the time cause I can afford 'em and take 'em

daily cause I don’t know what’s important

I don’t smoke too many cigarettes

I don’t think about not smoking while smoking, and keep smoking

I don’t love John Mayer

I care if you like what I like

And I know that life is beyond fair

Oh yeah

I don’t feel like this is our year

I won’t but they will like a car steered

I’m so lazy

I waited to grow up, I have zero babies

I took handouts all of my life, I’m so shady

I love drama

My in-laws aren’t from Haiti

They aren’t from Haiti

I never wanted it

I never believed that I was the best, even when all of these other people were

flaunting it

I go to dog parks with the leash on a leopard

It’s not a guarantee putting me on the record

I never sat at Whole Foods while Sarah ate a salad

And I believe being profitable equals talent

I would never lie, lie, lie

Betty White is not old, ice is not cold

And I would never lie, lie, lie (This is not the hook)

I never kill it in the booth, politicians tell the truth

And I would never lie, lie, lie

I’ve never watched porn, the sun is not warm

And I would never lie, lie, lie

I’d never lie to you

There’s no guitar in this song

I’ve never put guitar in a song

Guitar’s wack

Could you even imagine if I told you the truth?

Reality is gone, I’m just gonna front, I’m just gonna lie, lie, lie

Could you even imagine if I told you the truth?

Reality is gone, I’m just gonna front, I’m just gonna lie, lie, lie

The truth hurts