Текст песни: Two Things at Once (Part 1) + перевод

I begged mom again and again

But the label said ages 14 and up

Rules were made to be broken

I always get what I want

The possibilities

For irresponsibilities

Outweighs the benefit

Of our children’s creativity

Mom said no Ponies allowed

But she doesn’t have to know

«Mom take me to the hospital!»

Perforated insides

I’m too young to die!

Sixteen hundred people die

Every year just falling out of bed

The possibilities for irresponsibility

It’s just too much to be put in the hands of a child

I grew up to be the man you see before you today

The Second Amendment defender

With the self-inflicted gunshot wounds

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