Текст песни: What Kind of Name Is Hermione? + перевод

Who’s that girl that’s always first to raise her hand?

— I know who!

Her name’s Hermione and, boy, she makes me mad

— Ugh, me too!

That girl is ugly, and frumpy, disgusting!

Looks like she hasn’t washed her hair in three whole weeks

What kind of parents named their kid Hermione, anyway?

— Emm, muggles

Eww

What kind of name is Hermione?

It makes me think of something whiny

— Like cats!

She’s already in Arithmancy

— Uh-huh, Uh-huh

I really hate that she’s smarter than me

— Ugh, me too!

Have you heard that her parents are dentists?

— Dentists?

That means they pick around in dirty Muggles' teeth

— Ew!

But she hangs around that gorgeous Harry Potter

— I love him!

And that other red head boy —

— What's his name?

Rodolphus

Ronaldo

Ricky

Rocko

Rudolf

Rambo

Richy

Ramon

Ryan

Mark

Jason

Aaron

Luk

-It's Ron!

What kind of name is Hermione?

It’s a made up name I guarantee

— Mm-hum Mm-hum

Always sucking up in History (Eww)

Do you think she stole the answer key?

— I bet she did!

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… That little witch!

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