Текст песни: John Goodman + перевод

Mac truck, thick tuck, double-meaty

Boss bitch, Miss Jane Gandolfini

All that, lumberjack in a bikini

Low-key, these bitches wanna be me

I’m John Goodman

I’m mother-tuckin' John Goodman

I’m John Goodman

You wanna toe? I’m John Goodman

Ain’t your daddy, I’m your mommy with a gut

Rollin' with Bacardi and a slushy in my cup

See me power-walkin' to the club, I never run

Bringin' it like Beauty and the Beast rolled into one (Ockurr)

Lookin' like a snack? Hell nah, I’m the whole meal

Supersize, no lies 'cause it’s all real

Broadest broad, yes God, come and get it

No, I’m not a cop, but I can be your lieutenant, ayy

I might look like a contractor

Or a Patriots linebacker

More Penguin than Bruce Banner

And I’m not really a rapper

But I am sickening

Mac truck, thick tuck, double-meaty

Boss bitch, Miss Jane Gandolfini

All that, lumberjack in a bikini

Low-key, these bitches wanna be me

I’m John Goodman

I’m mother-tuckin' John Goodman

I’m John Goodman

You wanna toe? I’m John Goodman

I’m like Sully in your closet while you dream

Baby, I’m a nightmare like Roseanne, I’ll make you scream

Rollin up with on my team

'Cause I’m not bad at drag, don’t mess with me

Baby, look at these man shoulders

I know you want these chest boulders

I’m the best of the drag soldiers

And I’ll eat all your leftovers

'Cause I am… I’m hungry

Mac truck, thick tuck, double-meaty

Boss bitch, Miss Jane Gandolfini

All that, lumberjack in a bikini

Low-key, these bitches wanna be me

I’m John Goodman (On the field)

I’m mother-tuckin' John Goodman (Argo)

I’m John Goodman (Hangover 3)

You wanna toe? I’m John Goodman (Flintstones)

There’s a new dad on the block

And the property value’s about to pop

Yeah, I gotta rock these dad socks (Ayy, ayy)

Get your carpool ready, I’m about to mow the lawn

Make some spaghetti casserole

It’s time to go (Get in the car)

Mac truck, thick tuck, double-meaty

Boss bitch, Miss Jane Gandolfini

All that, lumberjack in a bikini

Low-key, these bitches wanna be me

I’m John Goodman (Monsters University)

I’m mother-tuckin' John Goodman (Monsters University)

I’m John Goodman (Get your degree)

You wanna toe? I’m John Goodman

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