Текст песни: The Beard Song + перевод

Well I’ve been called Al Qaeda, Osama bin Laden

But what about Jesus in case you’ve forgotten

This country we love was built on the good book

So don’t go blaming JC if your preacher’s a crook

All my brothers with beards, raise up your beers

Let that thing grow out from ear to ear

If you can’t see my dimples, I’m so sorry dear

This ain’t no shave November, it’s no shavin' this year

Maxed out IRA’s and 401k's

With the money I’ve saved on my three razor blades

Gonna get me a Harley, beard blowin' in the wind

Quite legendary like old Abe Lincoln

We got a name for folks without beards

They call them women around here

All my brothers with beards raise up your beers

Let that thing grow out from ear to ear

They say you’re so cute clean shaven, I’m so sorry dear

This ain’t no shave November, it’s no shavin' this year

I ain’t no Bocephus or David Allan Coe

I ain’t no great singer, I was the first one to know

But when I’m on stage singin' my song

All the girls rush the front row 'cause my beard is so long

All my brothers with beards raise up your beers

Let that thing grow out from ear to ear

If you can’t see my dimples, I’m so sorry dear

This ain’t no shave November, it’s no shavin' this year

All my brothers with beards raise up your beers

Let that thing grow out from ear to ear

They say you’re so cute clean shaven, I’m so sorry dear

This ain’t no shave November, it’s no shavin' this year

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