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There’s something that’s been bugging us Texans

And It’s time that we set the record straight

Concerning a species of cacti

That grows in a whole different state

The cactus in questions' called saguro

It’s tall with big arms in the air

And if you’ve ever traveled in Texas

I’m sorry but you won’t see them there

Hollywood and mis-informed artists

Made the saguro a Texas Icon

But the saguro only grows in Arizona

Where people’ve got em' out on their lawn

I love the sonora desert

I’ll bet people there are glad I’m telling you

That the saguro only grows in Arizona

And part of Northern Mexico too

There ain’t no saguro in Texas

It’s not the kind of cactus we’ve got

But somehow we’re stuck with this image

And changing it is gonna take a lot

Folks in Mexico and Arizona

Are probably glad that I’ve cleared the air

There ain’t no saguro in Texas

But we’ve sure got a lot of prickly pair

Yes it’s true that we’ve got a lot of desert

But we’ve got a lot of piney forests too

Hundreds of miles of beaches

Hollywood just doesn’t have a clue

Theres prickley pair of cactus in Texas

Those coleos' are sure good with eggs

Boots are required footwear

So cactus needles won’t stick your legs

Longhorns and blue bonnet flowers

Lima trees and great barbeque

Rattail and coral cactus

Mesquite trees' and peyote too

Yee Haw!

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