Текст песни: You. . . Win! + перевод

My name’s Stacey

Where are you from Stacey?

I’m from Essex

Stacey from Essex, and Stacey what do you do in Essex?

I’m a receptionist

And what have you achieved today?

Erm, nothing

Correct

Well done, you win a crippling sense of disappointment and a general lingering

malaise

Oh great

Do you really mean that?

No

You disingenuous drone

I like X Factor

Thank you for playing I Have Achieved Nothing which hasn’t achieved anything,

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